"Americans are being so annoy-"
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it
No one’s ever done anything like this for me before.
I did a thing and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty