Do these tacos taste funny to you?
If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter
brightwishes:

I thought this was all one post and I just

brightwishes:

I thought this was all one post and I just

did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.
Source

did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.

Source

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

green-circles:

timey-wimey-sherlock:

You don’t say….

green-circles:

timey-wimey-sherlock:

You don’t say….