If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
Judge Mathis is so fucking shady and I absolutely love it
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say